{"id":10183,"date":"2012-07-02T13:31:33","date_gmt":"2012-07-02T20:31:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=10183"},"modified":"2012-07-07T14:51:00","modified_gmt":"2012-07-07T21:51:00","slug":"10183","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=10183","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10182\" title=\"collage2.13\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/collage2.135.jpg\" alt=\"collage2.13\" width=\"528\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/collage2.135.jpg 800w, http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/collage2.135-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 528px) 100vw, 528px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Rumors are circulating that I got my head stuck in a chair today at school. And I am here to officially state that the rumors are true. There&#8217;s no point in denying it because everyone in class videotaped it with their cellphones. Even my best friend Henry recorded the moment using a Polaroid because &#8220;the Matrix and robots hate analog&#8221;. &#8211; Shaan<\/p>\n<p>[<em>Editor&#8217;s Note: Unlike most posts, today&#8217;s blog is all true &#8211; except for the iPhones and the Matrix.<\/em>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rumors are circulating that I got my head stuck in a chair today at school. And I am here to officially state that the rumors are true. There&#8217;s no point in denying it because everyone in class videotaped it with &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=10183\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10183"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10197,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10183\/revisions\/10197"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}