{"id":10378,"date":"2012-08-11T15:46:37","date_gmt":"2012-08-11T22:46:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=10378"},"modified":"2012-08-15T08:35:52","modified_gmt":"2012-08-15T15:35:52","slug":"10378","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=10378","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10377\" title=\"P1090331\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/P1090331.JPG\" alt=\"P1090331\" width=\"531\" height=\"302\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t want to say this is the least interesting post I\u2019ve ever written, but I\u2019m currently experiencing severe heat exhaustion. So I\u2019m dictating my thoughts by blinking in Morse code to a hamster with a typewriter. Dash. Dash. So make this funny hamster. Dash. Dash. Dot. Talk about bananas or I\u2019ll sell you back to the pet store. Dot. Dot. No wait, don\u2019t type that. Dot. Those PETA people will go all Ellen DeGeneres on me. Dash. Dash. Dash. Are you typing all this? Dot. Dot. Dang it. &#8211; Shaan<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t want to say this is the least interesting post I\u2019ve ever written, but I\u2019m currently experiencing severe heat exhaustion. So I\u2019m dictating my thoughts by blinking in Morse code to a hamster with a typewriter. Dash. Dash. So &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=10378\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10378"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10385,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10378\/revisions\/10385"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}