{"id":1052,"date":"2007-07-29T19:32:03","date_gmt":"2007-07-30T02:32:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1052"},"modified":"2007-07-29T19:32:03","modified_gmt":"2007-07-30T02:32:03","slug":"1052","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1052","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image1112\" style=\"width: 227px; height: 145px\" height=\"145\" alt=\"P132.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/07\/P132.JPG\" width=\"227\" \/>When I first met our neighbor&#8217;s\u00a0dog, Patches, I got scared and\u00a0hid in my closet for\u00a0two hours. I mean, uh, I didn&#8217;t get scared. What I <em>meant<\/em> to say was I flexed and then my shirt ripped off because my muscles are so big. True story. &#8211; Kiran<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I first met our neighbor&#8217;s\u00a0dog, Patches, I got scared and\u00a0hid in my closet for\u00a0two hours. I mean, uh, I didn&#8217;t get scared. What I meant to say was I flexed and then my shirt ripped off because my muscles &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1052\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1052"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}