{"id":10807,"date":"2012-11-01T12:41:10","date_gmt":"2012-11-01T19:41:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=10807"},"modified":"2012-11-02T12:42:39","modified_gmt":"2012-11-02T19:42:39","slug":"10807","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=10807","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/collage2.133.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-10813\" title=\"collage2.13\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/collage2.133.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"531\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/collage2.133.jpg 800w, http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/collage2.133-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 531px) 100vw, 531px\" \/><\/a>Reports that Mom&#8217;s lack of hair cutting skills doomed me to a lonely bald existence have been greatly exaggerated. As you can see, I am not bald. Baby hairs are sprouting hourly and growing astronomically. At this rate I should have my luscious locks back in no time. And on a separate note: A big thank you to Homer Simpson for sending me &#8220;Hats and the Art of Not Looking Bald&#8221;, &#8220;Male Pattern Baldness: A Government Conspiracy&#8221; and a 6-pack of Duff-Lite. &#8211; Shaan<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reports that Mom&#8217;s lack of hair cutting skills doomed me to a lonely bald existence have been greatly exaggerated. As you can see, I am not bald. Baby hairs are sprouting hourly and growing astronomically. At this rate I should &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=10807\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10807"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10807\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10815,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10807\/revisions\/10815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}