{"id":10971,"date":"2012-11-30T16:43:48","date_gmt":"2012-11-30T23:43:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=10971"},"modified":"2012-12-05T09:14:01","modified_gmt":"2012-12-05T16:14:01","slug":"10971","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=10971","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/P1090916.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-10972\" title=\"P1090916\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/P1090916.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"534\" height=\"305\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Megatron should really be more careful with his social media posts. In the past hour I have observed the following:<\/p>\n<p>Facbook status update: &#8220;Using Propofol without an EKG!&#8221;&#8221;<br \/>\nFacebook status update 5 minutes later: &#8220;Sorry &#8211; that was supposed to be in Google&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Facbook status update: &#8220;T<span>oxic space spores clouding my ability to wield the Sword of Omens in final battle against Darth Vader<\/span>&#8221;<br \/>\nFacebook status update 5 minutes later: &#8220;Sorry my bad &#8211; Google mistake again&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Facbook status update: &#8220;eMetering my passive-aggressive anger resulting from child-rearing&#8221;<br \/>\nFacebook status update 5 minutes later: &#8220;Whoops&#8221;*<\/p>\n<p>[*Editor&#8217;s Note: The last post was incorrectly attributed to Megatron. <em>Everyone<\/em> knows Mom&#8217;s the only one that uses an eMeter for stress relief.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Megatron should really be more careful with his social media posts. In the past hour I have observed the following: Facbook status update: &#8220;Using Propofol without an EKG!&#8221;&#8221; Facebook status update 5 minutes later: &#8220;Sorry &#8211; that was supposed to be in Google&#8221; Facbook status update: &#8220;Toxic space spores clouding my ability to wield the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10971","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10971","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10971"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10971\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10985,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10971\/revisions\/10985"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}