{"id":11868,"date":"2013-05-03T09:10:47","date_gmt":"2013-05-03T16:10:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=11868"},"modified":"2013-05-12T19:36:22","modified_gmt":"2013-05-13T02:36:22","slug":"11868","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=11868","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/P1090049.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11842\" alt=\"P1090049\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/P1090049.jpg\" width=\"526\" height=\"296\" srcset=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/P1090049.jpg 800w, http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/P1090049-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It takes alot of effort to have a fake girlfriend. First you need to give her a personality: &#8220;My girlfriend looooves salmon.&#8221; &#8220;My\u00a0girlfriend loves polar fleece.&#8221; &#8220;My\u00a0girlfriend is a mammal of the family Ursidae.&#8221; But then you have the awkward task of breaking up with the fakie because you want to date the realie and then the realie freaks out because she thinks she just ruined a relationship. [sigh] And that is the drama of a fake girlfriend. &#8211; Shaan<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It takes alot of effort to have a fake girlfriend. First you need to give her a personality: &#8220;My girlfriend looooves salmon.&#8221; &#8220;My\u00a0girlfriend loves polar fleece.&#8221; &#8220;My\u00a0girlfriend is a mammal of the family Ursidae.&#8221; But then you have the awkward &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=11868\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11868"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11912,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11868\/revisions\/11912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}