{"id":12229,"date":"2013-07-11T12:24:57","date_gmt":"2013-07-11T19:24:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=12229"},"modified":"2013-07-22T19:01:16","modified_gmt":"2013-07-23T02:01:16","slug":"12229","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=12229","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>SHAAN&#8217;S TIPS FOR STAYING COOL IN THE SUMMER<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12230\" alt=\"P1100614\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/P11006145.jpg\" width=\"525\" height=\"295\" srcset=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/P11006145.jpg 800w, http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/P11006145-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1) Replace your blood with freon;<\/p>\n<p>2) Immerse yourself in liquid nitrogen &#8211; have a roommate gently prop you up next to a couch;<\/p>\n<p>3) Ice cream &#8211; in your arm pits;<a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/1-replace-blood-with-refrigerant-replace-butt-with-he-840086654\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<p>4) Reincarnate as a cucumber; and<\/p>\n<p>5) Rubbing alcohol shower.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SHAAN&#8217;S TIPS FOR STAYING COOL IN THE SUMMER 1) Replace your blood with freon; 2) Immerse yourself in liquid nitrogen &#8211; have a roommate gently prop you up next to a couch; 3) Ice cream &#8211; in your arm pits; &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=12229\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12229"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12229\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12240,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12229\/revisions\/12240"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}