{"id":1235,"date":"2007-09-15T09:32:10","date_gmt":"2007-09-15T16:32:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1235"},"modified":"2007-09-15T16:58:20","modified_gmt":"2007-09-15T23:58:20","slug":"1235","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1235","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>MR. FERRARI<\/strong>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image1238\" style=\"width: 219px; height: 296px\" height=\"296\" alt=\"P19.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/P19.JPG\" width=\"219\" \/>The modern\u00a0man drives a Ferrari careening across a crowded intersection at 130 MPH, chest hair extruding\u00a0from his\u00a0vintage tee and smelling of Aqua Di Gio. On the other side of the intersection is a harem of Brazillian models\u00a0and a huge bottle of Veuve Clicquot. &#8212; If\u00a0I make it across, everything is fine. If I don&#8217;t, I&#8217;ve\u00a0got a\u00a0problem. What are my odds? About 30%. &#8211; Kiran<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MR. FERRARI\u00a0 The modern\u00a0man drives a Ferrari careening across a crowded intersection at 130 MPH, chest hair extruding\u00a0from his\u00a0vintage tee and smelling of Aqua Di Gio. On the other side of the intersection is a harem of Brazillian models\u00a0and a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1235\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1235"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1235\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}