{"id":1271,"date":"2007-10-01T20:38:36","date_gmt":"2007-10-02T03:38:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1271"},"modified":"2007-10-02T21:45:42","modified_gmt":"2007-10-03T04:45:42","slug":"1271","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1271","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

\"P11.JPG\"The widower, Mr. Horowitz, from condo 12B down\u00a0the street\u00a0stole\u00a0my\u00a0silver Jaguar. Again. How do I know? Because each time my Jaguar goes missing, he’s tooling around the block in a silver Jaguar\u00a0with the license plate:\u00a0JED1MASTER. And\u00a0each time he says the same thing, “No, it’s mine, I’ve always had this, I just didn’t show it to you.” Coincidence? I don’t think so.\u00a0– Kiran<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The widower, Mr. Horowitz, from condo 12B down\u00a0the street\u00a0stole\u00a0my\u00a0silver Jaguar. Again. How do I know? Because each time my Jaguar goes missing, he’s tooling around the block in a silver Jaguar\u00a0with the license plate:\u00a0JED1MASTER. And\u00a0each time he says the same … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}