{"id":13253,"date":"2013-12-21T12:15:53","date_gmt":"2013-12-21T19:15:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=13253"},"modified":"2014-01-01T13:20:24","modified_gmt":"2014-01-01T20:20:24","slug":"13253","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=13253","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13251\" alt=\"P1110225\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/P1110225.jpg\" width=\"535\" height=\"301\" srcset=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/P1110225.jpg 535w, http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/P1110225-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 535px) 100vw, 535px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Last night I went on an abbreviated date with Emma. I say &#8216;abbreviated&#8217; because she was thinking about the cell phone in her panda purse all night &#8211; although she said it was for emergencies only. She realized that our date was not as much fun as she thought it would be. She thought that maybe, if she was really, really bored, that could be construed as some sort of minor emergency.\u00a0She also thought that twisty pasta reminded her of her hair. &#8211; Kiran<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I went on an abbreviated date with Emma. I say &#8216;abbreviated&#8217; because she was thinking about the cell phone in her panda purse all night &#8211; although she said it was for emergencies only. She realized that our date was not as much fun as she thought it would be. She thought that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13253"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13253\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13262,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13253\/revisions\/13262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}