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What am I doing? Just mentally preparing for tomorrow’s exam. As some of you know, applicants to the prestigious\u00a0Riverdale Preschool Academy\u00a0must take and pass their\u00a0scholastic aptitude test. Russell scored a copy of last season’s\u00a0grueling exam:\u00a0<\/p>\n

Question 1: Estimate the number of manhole covers in Los Angeles. Assess the global economic impact of the removal of said\u00a0 manhole covers and their subsequent transfer to emerging markets with significant levels of interest rate volatility. Bonus: Solve Fermat’s last theorem.<\/p>\n

Question 2:\u00a0In the New\u00a0Testament where Jesus\u00a0said\u00a0“Dude, maybe try different activities besides the eucharistic adulation thing”; to which of the apostles did Jesus teach this valuable lesson? Was it Philip of Galilee or\u00a0Simon the Canaanite?\u00a0<\/p>\n

Question 3: In the African Serengeti, you are likely to encounter such creatures as the Wildebeest and the\u00a0Water Buffalo. During the Spring\u00a0are they:\u00a0A.)\u00a0galloping or grazing\u00a0as expected; B.)\u00a0testing the waters of public opinion;\u00a0or\u00a0C.) going “full frontal”?\u00a0<\/p>\n

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\"P24.JPG\"To be quite honest, the test\u00a0has me a little worried. But I\u00a0think a\u00a0spotless academic record\u00a0and a few notable\u00a0extracurricular accomplishments\u00a0goes a long way in the preschool\u00a0admissions process. – Huh?! WHOA!<\/em> What do you mean it was\u00a0a\u00a0faux pas\u00a0to wear\u00a0a bathing suit to the admissions interview last week?! – Kiran<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

What am I doing? Just mentally preparing for tomorrow’s exam. As some of you know, applicants to the prestigious\u00a0Riverdale Preschool Academy\u00a0must take and pass their\u00a0scholastic aptitude test. Russell scored a copy of last season’s\u00a0grueling exam:\u00a0 Question 1: Estimate the number … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1375"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1375\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}