{"id":13799,"date":"2014-12-24T17:08:45","date_gmt":"2014-12-25T00:08:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=13799"},"modified":"2015-01-01T23:01:03","modified_gmt":"2015-01-02T06:01:03","slug":"13799","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=13799","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/P1110816.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13793\" alt=\"P1110816\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/P1110816.jpg\" width=\"535\" height=\"301\" srcset=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/P1110816.jpg 535w, http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/P1110816-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 535px) 100vw, 535px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>While Mom calculates how much alcohol she&#8217;ll need to survive Christmas Eve and day (Is Batman-face forty a number? Because Mom has Batman-face forty whiskeys written down.), the rest of us can hardly contain our excitement! Will Santa bring me a\u00a0mandarin and myrhh candle that smells like a sexy sorceress? &#8211; Kiran<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/P1110817.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13794\" alt=\"P1110817\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/P1110817.jpg\" width=\"535\" height=\"301\" srcset=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/P1110817.jpg 535w, http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/P1110817-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 535px) 100vw, 535px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Um, yea, everything that Kiran said and I want an Xbox One. Seriously? I&#8217;d marry one if it were legal in California. (And no, everyone knows Mom drinks vodka &#8211; because she thanked it many, many, many, many times on and before Thanksgiving.) &#8211; Shaan<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While Mom calculates how much alcohol she&#8217;ll need to survive Christmas Eve and day (Is Batman-face forty a number? Because Mom has Batman-face forty whiskeys written down.), the rest of us can hardly contain our excitement! Will Santa bring me &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=13799\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13799"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13799\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13807,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13799\/revisions\/13807"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}