{"id":1388,"date":"2007-11-12T12:15:02","date_gmt":"2007-11-12T19:15:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1388"},"modified":"2007-11-13T12:17:25","modified_gmt":"2007-11-13T19:17:25","slug":"1388","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1388","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Top Five\u00a0Things Occurring To Me At 10:19 am On November 12th, 2007<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image1387\" style=\"width: 228px; height: 170px\" height=\"170\" alt=\"P112.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/P112.JPG\" width=\"228\" \/>1. Yogurt breath;<br \/>\n2. People\u00a0saying &#8220;disorientated&#8221;;<br \/>\n3. Dropping\u00a0toast on my bare foot, butter-side down;<br \/>\n4.\u00a0Unfettered flatulence; and<br \/>\n5. Discovering that my previously closed-toe shoes are now sandals.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Top Five\u00a0Things Occurring To Me At 10:19 am On November 12th, 2007 1. Yogurt breath; 2. People\u00a0saying &#8220;disorientated&#8221;; 3. Dropping\u00a0toast on my bare foot, butter-side down; 4.\u00a0Unfettered flatulence; and 5. Discovering that my previously closed-toe shoes are now sandals.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1388\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}