{"id":1397,"date":"2007-11-16T20:32:06","date_gmt":"2007-11-17T03:32:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1397"},"modified":"2007-11-19T20:57:01","modified_gmt":"2007-11-20T03:57:01","slug":"1397","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1397","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>LIVING WITH\u00a0OPTIMUS PRIME<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image1396\" style=\"width: 221px; height: 125px\" height=\"125\" alt=\"P116.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/P116.JPG\" width=\"221\" \/>Is someone grumpy this morning? You want some coffee? No, you\u2019re going straight for the booze. You know, I really don\u2019t\u00a0think beer is part of a balanced breakfast. [Pew, pew, pew] Oh, again with the laser beams. Very cute. [KA-BOOM!] <em>Jesus! You blew up the toaster!<\/em> Great. What if I wanted some\u00a0Eggo waffles? Fine. Just drink your beers and watch cartoons. So, uh, listen, about you crashing\u00a0here for the week&#8230;&#8230;Hey, can you power down those turbine engines\u00a0when I\u2019m talking to you? &#8211; Kiran<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LIVING WITH\u00a0OPTIMUS PRIME Is someone grumpy this morning? You want some coffee? No, you\u2019re going straight for the booze. You know, I really don\u2019t\u00a0think beer is part of a balanced breakfast. [Pew, pew, pew] Oh, again with the laser beams. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1397\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}