{"id":1460,"date":"2007-12-13T12:22:08","date_gmt":"2007-12-13T19:22:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1460"},"modified":"2007-12-13T12:24:21","modified_gmt":"2007-12-13T19:24:21","slug":"1460","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1460","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image1459\" style=\"width: 315px; height: 226px\" height=\"226\" alt=\"P111.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/P111.JPG\" width=\"315\" \/>I think I have a\u00a0crush on Britney.\u00a0She has lusciously eyelashed pyrite eyes\u00a0and her skin shimmers with an inner light.\u00a0[Sigh] <em>And<\/em> we\u00a0both share a\u00a0love of All-You-Can-Eat Mongolian Grills\u00a0and\u00a0driving\u00a0really fast over speed bumps. Last week she insisted on taking my number, telling me that she wanted to &#8220;get together again&#8221; and that we would &#8220;discuss\u00a0psychic communication using\u00a0kitchen utensils&#8221; later.\u00a0Well, it&#8217;s been over a week and she hasn&#8217;t called. Did I misread the signs? I&#8217;m so heartbroken and confused. Britney, if you&#8217;re reading this\u00a0I just put my hand to my ear with the pinky and thumb extended and mouthed the words &#8220;Call me.&#8221; &#8211; Kiran<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I have a\u00a0crush on Britney.\u00a0She has lusciously eyelashed pyrite eyes\u00a0and her skin shimmers with an inner light.\u00a0[Sigh] And we\u00a0both share a\u00a0love of All-You-Can-Eat Mongolian Grills\u00a0and\u00a0driving\u00a0really fast over speed bumps. Last week she insisted on taking my number, telling &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1460\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1460\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}