{"id":1509,"date":"2008-01-05T20:56:37","date_gmt":"2008-01-06T03:56:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1509"},"modified":"2008-01-06T20:59:57","modified_gmt":"2008-01-07T03:59:57","slug":"1509","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1509","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image1511\" style=\"width: 260px; height: 179px\" height=\"179\" alt=\"P3.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/P3.JPG\" width=\"260\" \/>Is he around? No? Okay, well, last summer I spent one weekend\u00a0lounging in\u00a0a swimming pool\u00a0full of fruit punch. Or at least I was until the pool guy\u00a0came\u00a0and started asking why I filled the community\u00a0pool with punch. He didn\u2019t seem to believe me when I said \u201cJeebus told me to.\u201d But yet he said \u201cJeebus thinks I should call your parents.\u201d Which he did.\u00a0What a hypocrite. &#8211; Kiran\u00a0<\/div>\n<div \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is he around? No? Okay, well, last summer I spent one weekend\u00a0lounging in\u00a0a swimming pool\u00a0full of fruit punch. Or at least I was until the pool guy\u00a0came\u00a0and started asking why I filled the community\u00a0pool with punch. He didn\u2019t seem to &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1509\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1509"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}