{"id":1566,"date":"2008-02-03T23:09:50","date_gmt":"2008-02-04T06:09:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1566"},"modified":"2008-02-08T18:20:44","modified_gmt":"2008-02-09T01:20:44","slug":"1566","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1566","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image1565\" style=\"width: 280px; height: 199px\" height=\"199\" alt=\"P11.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/P11.JPG\" width=\"280\" \/>Um, yea, I&#8217;ve been to the\u00a0Smurf Foundation\u00a0Charity Benefit\u00a0and I\u00a0have to say, it&#8217;s a great cause, but there will be\u00a0way too many inebriated Smurfs there tonight.\u00a0And Papa Smurf\u00a0just lets them\u00a0walk around <em>everywhere<\/em>.\u00a0And then they&#8217;re plowing their\u00a0carts through the\u00a011 pm after-party like it&#8217;s Target. I mean, I know I&#8217;m\u00a0late on this, but I mean, when you see it for yourself &#8211; Brainy drinking Zwack straight from the bottle, Hefty running into walls,\u00a0Smurfette falling down drunk and\u00a0screaming &#8220;Yu wheel aw lub me!&#8221; &#8211; Um, yea, that&#8217;s why I&#8217;m\u00a0going to claim to have severe menstrual cramps tonight and have a quiet evening\u00a0at home instead. &#8211; Kiran<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Um, yea, I&#8217;ve been to the\u00a0Smurf Foundation\u00a0Charity Benefit\u00a0and I\u00a0have to say, it&#8217;s a great cause, but there will be\u00a0way too many inebriated Smurfs there tonight.\u00a0And Papa Smurf\u00a0just lets them\u00a0walk around everywhere.\u00a0And then they&#8217;re plowing their\u00a0carts through the\u00a011 pm after-party like &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1566\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1566"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1566\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}