{"id":1600,"date":"2008-02-17T23:16:18","date_gmt":"2008-02-18T06:16:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1600"},"modified":"2008-02-18T12:48:51","modified_gmt":"2008-02-18T19:48:51","slug":"1600","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1600","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image1599\" style=\"width: 328px; height: 230px\" height=\"230\" alt=\"P118.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/P118.JPG\" width=\"328\" \/>Last night I hosted the weekly\u00a0poker\/potluck dinner at our house. Unbeknownst to me, Big Bird\u00a0decided to write\u00a0a wildly inaccurate report of the evenings festivities and posted it on his blog.\u00a0Today I would like to make a few corrections to\u00a0Big Bird&#8217;s\u00a0commentary:<\/p>\n<p>1.\u00a0There is no pasta sauce in the freezer. Its meat; 2. Our\u00a0house is not\u00a0furnished by fraudulent tax return money;\u00a03. The picture Big Bird\u00a0posted on his blog is not me.\u00a0I am far better looking and my\u00a0mouth is\u00a0much smaller; and 4. Russell has\u00a0a thing for\u00a0Asian women\u00a0named Ling, not Isiah Thomas\u00a0figurines as reported by Big Bird.<\/p>\n<p>[Note to Big Bird:\u00a0Elmo wants his\u00a0Swarovski crystal-encrusted electronic Su Doku game\u00a0back.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I hosted the weekly\u00a0poker\/potluck dinner at our house. Unbeknownst to me, Big Bird\u00a0decided to write\u00a0a wildly inaccurate report of the evenings festivities and posted it on his blog.\u00a0Today I would like to make a few corrections to\u00a0Big Bird&#8217;s\u00a0commentary: &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1600\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1600"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1600\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}