{"id":1718,"date":"2008-04-03T13:49:02","date_gmt":"2008-04-03T20:49:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1718"},"modified":"2008-04-03T13:50:14","modified_gmt":"2008-04-03T20:50:14","slug":"1718","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1718","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

\"P13.JPG\"I didn’t go, but apparently there was\u00a0some serious partying last night at the Potatohead Estate because today I\u00a0got a very angry voicemail\u00a0from Mrs Potatohead\u00a0in which the phrase “Elmo”\u00a0“passed out” “puked” and “Paypal” were used numerous times.\u00a0And now a severely inebriated\u00a0Mr. Potatohead\u00a0is here at our\u00a0house as I’m typing this. He is having Miguel\u00a0the gardener, my chefs Constantin and Ileana (on pastries), Javier the landscaper, Abril the cat groomer and housekeepers Esperanza\u00a0and Mei-Mei\u00a0build a bonfire to burn any and all books in the house\u00a0that do not have his name or picture in it.\u00a0Please send help. – Kiran\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I didn’t go, but apparently there was\u00a0some serious partying last night at the Potatohead Estate because today I\u00a0got a very angry voicemail\u00a0from Mrs Potatohead\u00a0in which the phrase “Elmo”\u00a0“passed out” “puked” and “Paypal” were used numerous times.\u00a0And now a severely inebriated\u00a0Mr. Potatohead\u00a0is here at our\u00a0house as I’m typing this. He is having Miguel\u00a0the gardener, my chefs […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1718"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1718\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}