{"id":1862,"date":"2008-07-05T11:01:29","date_gmt":"2008-07-05T18:01:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1862"},"modified":"2008-07-05T11:01:29","modified_gmt":"2008-07-05T18:01:29","slug":"1862","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=1862","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image1861\" style=\"width: 240px; height: 131px\" height=\"131\" alt=\"P15.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/P15.JPG\" width=\"240\" \/>I&#8217;d like to make a stunning announcement: I am officially throwing my hat into the ring for the office of student body president. If <em>I<\/em> am elected class president I promise to:<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00b7<\/strong> Build a cafeteria wherein the dispensing of candy will be allowed<br \/>\n<strong>\u00b7<\/strong> Appoint Cookie Monster\u00a0secretary, which means free cookies\u00a0for everyone!<br \/>\n<strong>\u00b7<\/strong> Launch a full-scale re-investigation into who, exactly, was responsible for the post-diaper &#8220;intelligence&#8221; failures in the reading area<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d like to make a stunning announcement: I am officially throwing my hat into the ring for the office of student body president. If I am elected class president I promise to: \u00b7 Build a cafeteria wherein the dispensing of candy will be allowed \u00b7 Appoint Cookie Monster\u00a0secretary, which means free cookies\u00a0for everyone! \u00b7 Launch [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1862"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}