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Elmo and I spent a sun soaked weekend in Acapulco and had a marvelous time. However I would like to use this opportunity to address some of the rumors concerning Elmo and our activities during the weekend. I want to keep this short so let me just address some inaccuracies I’ve overheard so far:<\/p>\n
– We stayed at the Villa Cristal Resort in Acapulco and Elmo did not pay off the locals to push around our cart at Wal-Mart. Also, it was a Super Wal-Mart; * I totally remember when something like that happened on ‘Entourage’! Or wait, was it on ‘Cops’?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Elmo and I spent a sun soaked weekend in Acapulco and had a marvelous time. However I would like to use this opportunity to address some of the rumors concerning Elmo and our activities during the weekend. I want to keep this short so let me just address some inaccuracies I’ve overheard so far: – […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1925","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1925","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1925"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1925\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n– The filthy-mouthed parrot named ‘Lorenzo’ had already been trained when we arrived. Elmo and I had no part in his training;
\n– Elmo plead nolo contendere<\/em> to threatening Lorenzo with his GPS device*; and
\n– I’m not sure where that picture came from but Elmo’s drink of choice is a Kir Royale, not a Bud Light.<\/p>\n