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Last night, I made a list of my New Year’s resolutions because I’m feeling listless and, hence, lazy \u2014 and list-making is the lazy way to write. So to pass the time, here is everyone’s New Year’s resolutions for 2009:<\/p>\nLast night, I made a list of my New Year’s resolutions because I’m feeling listless and, hence, lazy \u2014 and list-making is the lazy way to write. So to pass the time, here is everyone’s New Year’s resolutions for 2009:<\/p>\n
Dad: To embody the spirit of solar gypsies traveling on a caravan of discovery (“Wait, seriously Dad? Because that was my first New Year’s resolution, to embody the spirit of solar gypsies. The caravan was totally optional.”) Last night, I made a list of my New Year’s resolutions because I’m feeling listless and, hence, lazy \u2014 and list-making is the lazy way to write. So to pass the time, here is everyone’s New Year’s resolutions for 2009: Dad: To embody the spirit of solar gypsies traveling on a caravan of discovery (“Wait, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2279"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2279\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nMom: To engage in more compulsory joy
\nKiran: To post fewer fluff pieces and obfuscatory filler posts on Kiran’s World
\nRussell: To use fewer words like “obfuscatory”
\nElmo: “To host an extra special episode of Sesame Street <\/em>where I get to snap my fingers and say “Oh, no, he di’int” at the end of every scene.”
\nShaan: Find more time to be delicately massaged with $100 dollar bills
\nApu: “Who do I need to talk to about laser hair removal?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"