{"id":2328,"date":"2009-01-19T11:04:14","date_gmt":"2009-01-19T18:04:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=2328"},"modified":"2009-01-20T11:47:48","modified_gmt":"2009-01-20T18:47:48","slug":"2328","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=2328","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"173\" width=\"308\" id=\"image2327\" alt=\"gdf1.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/gdf1.JPG\" \/>Because the world simply cannot have enough celebrity-inspired news: The Associated Press reported early this morning that chest-hair barer and small-dog-loving Brainy Smurf was arrested for un-smurfy behavior late yesterday evening. After being released on bail, he scarfed down some Smurf berries, climbed aboard his Whirlpool washer and then rode off in rinse-cycle. (&#8220;OMG! <em>Really?!<\/em> A Whirlpool?!&#8221;) &#8211; Kiran<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because the world simply cannot have enough celebrity-inspired news: The Associated Press reported early this morning that chest-hair barer and small-dog-loving Brainy Smurf was arrested for un-smurfy behavior late yesterday evening. After being released on bail, he scarfed down some &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=2328\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2328\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}