{"id":2642,"date":"2009-05-31T09:38:25","date_gmt":"2009-05-31T16:38:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=2642"},"modified":"2009-06-01T14:07:54","modified_gmt":"2009-06-01T21:07:54","slug":"2642","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=2642","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Four Things You Didn&#8217;t Know About Diapers<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"282\" width=\"503\" alt=\"P1010680.JPG\" id=\"image2653\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/P1010680.JPG\" \/><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>No. 1: Diapers have a mind of their own<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8220;They are sentient beings who enjoy reading dead languages and long walks on the beach.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>No. 2: Diapers can minimize or accentuate your physical features<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8220;I prefer Huggies for its comfort and absorption. [Whispers] <em>And to maximize the weenage<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>No. 3: Diapers are naturally shaped like boomerangs<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8220;[Looks down at diaper.] It really is shaped like a boomerang. Who knew?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>No. 4: <\/strong>&#8220;Actually No. 3 did surprise me and we are missing a 4th thing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Four Things You Didn&#8217;t Know About Diapers No. 1: Diapers have a mind of their own &#8220;They are sentient beings who enjoy reading dead languages and long walks on the beach.&#8221; No. 2: Diapers can minimize or accentuate your physical &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=2642\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2642"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2642\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}