{"id":2736,"date":"2009-07-09T06:46:33","date_gmt":"2009-07-09T13:46:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=2736"},"modified":"2009-07-17T17:02:41","modified_gmt":"2009-07-18T00:02:41","slug":"2736","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=2736","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

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Top five reasons I can’t attend Elmo’s cousin’s niece’s bat mitzvah tonight:<\/p>\n

1) \u201cI can’t. I bit my cheek – I need to see a medic.\u201d<\/p>\n

2) \u201cI can’t. It’s sunny.\u201d<\/p>\n

3) \u201cI can’t. I just bought a Blackberry Smartphone – can someone show me how to use it?\u201d<\/p>\n

4) \u201cI can’t. I’m waiting for the FBI to call.\u201d<\/p>\n

5) \u201cI can’t. Not until my diapers get here.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Top five reasons I can’t attend Elmo’s cousin’s niece’s bat mitzvah tonight: 1) \u201cI can’t. I bit my cheek – I need to see a medic.\u201d 2) \u201cI can’t. It’s sunny.\u201d 3) \u201cI can’t. I just bought a Blackberry Smartphone – can someone show me how to use it?\u201d 4) \u201cI can’t. I’m waiting for […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2736"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2736\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2791,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2736\/revisions\/2791"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}