{"id":2915,"date":"2009-07-28T13:49:41","date_gmt":"2009-07-28T20:49:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=2915"},"modified":"2009-07-31T13:01:13","modified_gmt":"2009-07-31T20:01:13","slug":"2915","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=2915","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2916\" title=\"P1010610\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/P10106106.JPG\" alt=\"P1010610\" width=\"516\" height=\"276\" \/>Grrrrrr&#8230;.There is nothing more irritating than our next door neighbor Candace.\u00a0Last week, she made sure everyone at Gymboree knew that she really admired marathon runners and that she was training for a half-marathon herself. Who <em>does<\/em> that? Pointless overachievers! Yesterday, she\u00a0claimed\u00a0that she had excavated a gilt-laden vessel of a Pharaoh&#8217;s ashes from the tombs of Egypt when\u00a0she was 3 months old. Who <em>does<\/em> that? Archeology freaks! And just today, she casually\u00a0mentioned\u00a0that she got her gig as a personal assistant to Dora the Explorer after jumping into Boot&#8217;s\u00a0LAX-bound limo and making\u00a0an hourlong pitch\u00a0and she is <em>proud<\/em> of that fact. Who does <em>that<\/em>? I would never do any of those things &#8211; and that my friends is your public service announcement for today. &#8211; Shaan<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grrrrrr&#8230;.There is nothing more irritating than our next door neighbor Candace.\u00a0Last week, she made sure everyone at Gymboree knew that she really admired marathon runners and that she was training for a half-marathon herself. Who does that? Pointless overachievers! Yesterday, she\u00a0claimed\u00a0that she had excavated a gilt-laden vessel of a Pharaoh&#8217;s ashes from the tombs of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2915"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2915\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2924,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2915\/revisions\/2924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}