{"id":3198,"date":"2009-08-22T11:32:41","date_gmt":"2009-08-22T18:32:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=3198"},"modified":"2009-08-22T13:09:36","modified_gmt":"2009-08-22T20:09:36","slug":"3198","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=3198","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3197\" title=\"P1010610\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/P101061019.JPG\" alt=\"P1010610\" width=\"356\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/P101061019.JPG 640w, http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/P101061019-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 356px) 100vw, 356px\" \/>Hieeeee! How are you? That&#8217;s a cute shirt you&#8217;re wearing today!\u00a0Let me guess: you got that top at H&amp;M, you are picking up a salmon patty at Whole Foods and you are going home to watch Project Runway\u00a0while wearing a Biore nosestrip. How do I know all this?\u00a0I&#8217;m psychic. Like for instance, I know that while YOU are on the phone, you are either trying on clothes and thinking you need to lose 5 more pounds, picking at your skin in the bathroom mirror or eating a wheel of cheese. I know, I&#8217;m brilliant, right? &#8211; Shaan<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hieeeee! How are you? That&#8217;s a cute shirt you&#8217;re wearing today!\u00a0Let me guess: you got that top at H&amp;M, you are picking up a salmon patty at Whole Foods and you are going home to watch Project Runway\u00a0while wearing a Biore nosestrip. How do I know all this?\u00a0I&#8217;m psychic. Like for instance, I know that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3198"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3198\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3207,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3198\/revisions\/3207"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}