{"id":3358,"date":"2009-09-03T17:40:12","date_gmt":"2009-09-04T00:40:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=3358"},"modified":"2009-09-04T11:24:59","modified_gmt":"2009-09-04T18:24:59","slug":"3358","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=3358","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 DO YOU NEED A WRITER?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3363\" title=\"P1010636\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/P10106361.JPG\" alt=\"P1010636\" width=\"527\" height=\"296\" srcset=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/P10106361.JPG 640w, http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/P10106361-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 527px) 100vw, 527px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As some of you know, our closest friend, Apu Nahasapeemapetillion, has just completed his tour of duty at Dartmouth. He even graduated cum laude. (But don&#8217;t tell his parents, or he&#8217;ll shame his family as the only Indian who failed to pull magna.)<\/p>\n<p>Apu is a talented writer who knows how to type words and create sentences but has yet to land his first writing gig. His need for employment is so desperate, in fact, that he&#8217;s actually contemplating a move to a far mid-western land where people wear trucker hats (un-ironically) and watch NASCAR (also un-ironically).<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re interested in Apu&#8217;s talents and labor, please, please, please send all correspondence to apu@kiranandshaansworld.com. &#8211; Kiran<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 DO YOU NEED A WRITER? As some of you know, our closest friend, Apu Nahasapeemapetillion, has just completed his tour of duty at Dartmouth. He even graduated cum laude. (But don&#8217;t tell his parents, or he&#8217;ll shame his family &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=3358\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3358"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3384,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3358\/revisions\/3384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}