{"id":3585,"date":"2009-10-15T10:50:32","date_gmt":"2009-10-15T17:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=3585"},"modified":"2009-10-15T10:50:32","modified_gmt":"2009-10-15T17:50:32","slug":"3585","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=3585","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3584\" title=\"P1010647\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/P10106474.JPG\" alt=\"P1010647\" width=\"507\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/P10106474.JPG 640w, http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/P10106474-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 507px) 100vw, 507px\" \/>I&#8217;ve sent Shiloh Jolie-Pitt at least a million &#8220;love texts&#8221; without a response, and I&#8217;m starting to wonder how much this is going to cost me. Let&#8217;s see, 10 cents per text times one million equals &#8230; *punches in calculator*&#8230; Great &#8211; now I have to sell myself as an indentured servant. Hrump. &#8211; Kiran<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve sent Shiloh Jolie-Pitt at least a million &#8220;love texts&#8221; without a response, and I&#8217;m starting to wonder how much this is going to cost me. Let&#8217;s see, 10 cents per text times one million equals &#8230; *punches in calculator*&#8230; Great &#8211; now I have to sell myself as an indentured servant. Hrump. &#8211; Kiran<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3585"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3585\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}