{"id":4299,"date":"2010-01-18T01:47:05","date_gmt":"2010-01-18T08:47:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=4299"},"modified":"2010-01-18T15:45:46","modified_gmt":"2010-01-18T22:45:46","slug":"4299","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=4299","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 MR. POTATOHEAD&#8217;S RULES FOR DATING <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4316\" title=\"P1020506\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/P1020506.JPG\" alt=\"P1020506\" width=\"532\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/P1020506.JPG 800w, http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/P1020506-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 532px) 100vw, 532px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1. Avoid any girl who follows you on Twitter. She&#8217;s already stalking you.<\/p>\n<p>2. Avoid Lindsey Lohan. She&#8217;s a walking time-bomb.<\/p>\n<p>3. Avoid girls whose clothes are all retro, period costumes. Just trust me on this.<\/p>\n<p>4. Avoid any girl you meet in the basement of The Knitting Factory. That&#8217;s Lindsey Lohan.<\/p>\n<p>5. Avoid any girl with tattoos in Chinese. Unless, of course, she&#8217;s from China.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 MR. POTATOHEAD&#8217;S RULES FOR DATING 1. Avoid any girl who follows you on Twitter. She&#8217;s already stalking you. 2. Avoid Lindsey Lohan. She&#8217;s a walking time-bomb. 3. Avoid girls whose clothes are all retro, period costumes. Just trust me on this. 4. Avoid any girl you meet in the basement of The Knitting Factory. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4299"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4299\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4350,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4299\/revisions\/4350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}