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\"P1030198\"It’s April Fool’s Day – the perfect day to prove to the world that I have nothing up my sleeves nor any intention of pulling a practical joke on anyone. For the past three weeks, an unknown jokester has been tormenting our sleepy gated community with a wave of ding dong ditches and late night Huffy bicycle races. However I remain steadfast in denying any involvement in any shenanigans. That wasn\u2019t me. I\u2019m just too busy to ding dong ditch somebody – unless it was cranky old Mr. Caruthers across the street.* – Shaan<\/p>\n

*Retraction: Okay, I ding dong ditched his<\/em> house, but that was it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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