{"id":703,"date":"2007-03-09T11:33:10","date_gmt":"2007-03-09T18:33:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=703"},"modified":"2007-09-02T10:55:27","modified_gmt":"2007-09-02T17:55:27","slug":"703","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=703","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>SPOON ETIQUETTE<\/strong>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image696\" style=\"width: 266px; height: 140px\" height=\"140\" alt=\"16.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/16.JPG\" width=\"266\" \/>When using a spoon remember to: 1. Have lots of ice cream available. (Spoons <em>love<\/em> ice cream.); 2. Get to know your spoon. (Every spoon is different. My spoon likes\u00a0Kung Pao Chicken\u00a0from Panda Express every other\u00a0Tuesday and prefers ponchos over blazers.); and most importantly 3. Name your spoon. (My spoon&#8217;s name is Umlaut.) &#8211; Kiran\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SPOON ETIQUETTE\u00a0 When using a spoon remember to: 1. Have lots of ice cream available. (Spoons love ice cream.); 2. Get to know your spoon. (Every spoon is different. My spoon likes\u00a0Kung Pao Chicken\u00a0from Panda Express every other\u00a0Tuesday and prefers ponchos over blazers.); and most importantly 3. Name your spoon. (My spoon&#8217;s name is Umlaut.) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=703"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/703\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}