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You stared at me seductively from behind the frosty window of the Albertson’s frozen foods aisle on Thursday afternoon. I tried not to stare back, but I couldn’t help myself. I pretended not to see you and pushed my cart ahead a few steps to the fat free yogurt section. Still, out of the corner of my eye, I was checking you out. You were the complete package, tall, solid and a beautiful mocha color. I just knew I had to get to know you better, so I pulled my cart back a few steps, still pretending to check out the fat free popsicles while squinting to read your label inconspicuously. Yes – you were what I had been searching for. Chocolate Mocha Mousse Light Ice Cream with Chocolately Chips Swirled with Vanilla Mousse Light Ice Cream. And 1\/2 the fat and a 1\/3 of the calories to boot. I could not resist your charms any further. Opening your chilly door, I lovingly caressed you and decided to take you home with me. As we drove home, all I could think of was you. Racing into the house, I didn’t waste time and consumed you right then and there on the kitchen counter with no regrets. – Kiran<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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