{"id":8302,"date":"2011-08-17T15:08:05","date_gmt":"2011-08-17T22:08:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=8302"},"modified":"2011-08-19T15:08:54","modified_gmt":"2011-08-19T22:08:54","slug":"8302","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=8302","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8301\" title=\"collage2.13\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/collage2.136.jpg\" alt=\"collage2.13\" width=\"535\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/collage2.136.jpg 800w, http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/collage2.136-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 535px) 100vw, 535px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I am about to tell you something sad and shocking. Maybe you  should   have your inhaler close by just in case? Go get it from the  bathroom,   it&#8217;s in the Yoda toothbrush holder. I&#8217;ll wait here. &#8230; Got  it? Good,   okay. Well, here it is: Perhaps the worst letdown I\u00a0 experienced  yesterday  was finally figuring out  that Optimus Prime was not, in  fact,  recruiting me to fight the  Decepticons, and was only interested  in  using me to bump up pre-orders for the Transformers 3 DVD. [Sigh] &#8211; Shaan<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am about to tell you something sad and shocking. Maybe you should have your inhaler close by just in case? Go get it from the bathroom, it&#8217;s in the Yoda toothbrush holder. I&#8217;ll wait here. &#8230; Got it? Good, okay. Well, here it is: Perhaps the worst letdown I\u00a0 experienced yesterday was finally figuring [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8302"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8302\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8308,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8302\/revisions\/8308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}