{"id":8589,"date":"2011-10-08T13:43:26","date_gmt":"2011-10-08T20:43:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=8589"},"modified":"2011-10-12T18:52:32","modified_gmt":"2011-10-13T01:52:32","slug":"8589","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=8589","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

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Some people are going to say that this is just a poorly-shot photo of me with dilated “crazy eyes”. Actually, this look is completely intentional. It’s my defensive “fake” smile. I whip it out like a stealthy ninja when:<\/p>\n

1. My local Dunkin Donuts has run out of glazed donuts;
\n2. My girlfriend Kristine decides to have a five-hour conversation about throw pillows;
\n3. I’ve been ingesting health-endangering levels of candy corn all day; or
\n4. I am being tortured (Read: Kristine wants to go to Pottery Barn. Again.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Some people are going to say that this is just a poorly-shot photo of me with dilated “crazy eyes”. Actually, this look is completely intentional. It’s my defensive “fake” smile. I whip it out like a stealthy ninja when: 1. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8589"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8624,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8589\/revisions\/8624"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}