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With the French and the Germans heading the negotiations regarding the debt crisis in Europe what could possibly go wrong? Here’s how I imagine the talks have been going:<\/p>\n
Greece:<\/strong> Covered in olive oil and wearing a leotard. Greece doesn’t want any trouble and, frankly, just wants this whole thing over with.<\/p>\n Germany:<\/strong> Is in charge of smacking around France if it tries to sneak in without paying the cover charge. Again. Oh, and Germany buys the beer. Italy: <\/strong>Everyone has to keep reminding Italy to wear pants.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" With the French and the Germans heading the negotiations regarding the debt crisis in Europe what could possibly go wrong? Here’s how I imagine the talks have been going: Greece: Covered in olive oil and wearing a leotard. Greece doesn’t … Continue reading
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\nSpain:<\/strong> Doesn’t actually take part in the festivities, but does give everyone massages and makes sure everybody takes their shoes off before entering. (Whoops – sorry, that’s Japan.)
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\nFrance:<\/strong> Keeps fighting the U.S. for alpha male status before relenting and just slipping everybody blue cheese-laced roofies. Insists on wearing a Tintin costume even when there’s no one in the room.
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\nUnited States:<\/strong> Demands everyone’s attention but has difficulty getting a seat at the table and ends up tweeting itself in the corner. Does pay for the meals and everybody’s cab fare home though.<\/p>\n