{"id":9221,"date":"2012-02-09T14:24:05","date_gmt":"2012-02-09T21:24:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=9221"},"modified":"2012-02-13T15:06:03","modified_gmt":"2012-02-13T22:06:03","slug":"9221","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=9221","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

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Last night, Shaan and I decided to club hop with our bros Optimus and Elmo. After 3 Red Bull Extremes, I was slumped up against the music booth while DJ Bwomp-Bwomp played a Madonna track. It seemed like the song was going on for hours, being played on repeat over and over and over again. And then I thought I was dancing and I thought Madonna was there. I thought I was dancing with Madonna. And she laughed at my jokes and told me she liked my outfit. Madge and I were friends<\/em>! Everything was amazing and spectacular, but on the outside I was a drooling mess, unable to move and embarrassing myself. When my friends finally carted me away, I started to shout in as loud of a voice as I could muster “Stop it. I don’t want to leave. I’m dancing with Madonna. Madonna! Madonna!”. While Shaan was screaming “Stop talking to me celery!” Ah – good times, good times. – Kiran<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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