{"id":9639,"date":"2012-03-16T15:28:41","date_gmt":"2012-03-16T22:28:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=9639"},"modified":"2012-03-17T18:13:28","modified_gmt":"2012-03-18T01:13:28","slug":"9639","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=9639","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9638\" title=\"P1070802\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/P10708023.JPG\" alt=\"P1070802\" width=\"536\" height=\"302\" srcset=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/P10708023.JPG 800w, http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/P10708023-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 536px) 100vw, 536px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span> <\/span><\/p>\n<p>Since moving out of our house and into his own apartment, it appears that Optimus Prime has developed some very troubling habits. Namely, never closing the bathroom door. Optimus: Although I have heard that you are making &#8220;huge mental efforts&#8221; to remember to close the bathroom door when guests are over, I would just like to personally persuade you to consider putting a Post-it note by the bathroom door to remind yourself &#8211; and maybe warn guests &#8211; to shut said bathroom door. But who am I kidding? You&#8217;re peeing with the door open right now aren&#8217;t you? &#8211; Kiran<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since moving out of our house and into his own apartment, it appears that Optimus Prime has developed some very troubling habits. Namely, never closing the bathroom door. Optimus: Although I have heard that you are making &#8220;huge mental efforts&#8221; to remember to close the bathroom door when guests are over, I would just like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9639"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9639\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9657,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9639\/revisions\/9657"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}