{"id":9871,"date":"2012-05-02T13:29:06","date_gmt":"2012-05-02T20:29:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=9871"},"modified":"2012-05-05T14:05:29","modified_gmt":"2012-05-05T21:05:29","slug":"9871","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=9871","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9870\" title=\"P1070802\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/P10708021.JPG\" alt=\"P1070802\" width=\"535\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/P10708021.JPG 800w, http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/P10708021-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 535px) 100vw, 535px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dad doesn\u2019t like it when I cover the stairs in moisturizer when he&#8217;s out. Something about slipping on the stairs and his \u201csky-attica.\u201d Old people talk funny. &#8211; Shaan<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dad doesn\u2019t like it when I cover the stairs in moisturizer when he&#8217;s out. Something about slipping on the stairs and his \u201csky-attica.\u201d Old people talk funny. &#8211; Shaan<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9871"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9871\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9878,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9871\/revisions\/9878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}