{"id":9881,"date":"2012-05-03T14:05:35","date_gmt":"2012-05-03T21:05:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=9881"},"modified":"2012-05-05T15:45:09","modified_gmt":"2012-05-05T22:45:09","slug":"9881","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=9881","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9880\" title=\"collage2.13\" src=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/collage2.133.jpg\" alt=\"collage2.13\" width=\"536\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ever since Megatron got a tummy tuck he insists on showing off his stomach to everyone, but that&#8217;s only to distract people from looking at his pecs. I mean, have you seen those  things? They\u2019re not the same size, the same shape, or even pointing in  the same direction. It\u2019s like the plastic surgeon forgot what he was  doing halfway through and just started sticking things in there at  random. On his right you\u2019ve got some teeny fruits and vegetables, and on his left you\u2019ve got, like, a bike or something. His floor lamp? &#8211; Shaan<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever since Megatron got a tummy tuck he insists on showing off his stomach to everyone, but that&#8217;s only to distract people from looking at his pecs. I mean, have you seen those things? They\u2019re not the same size, the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/?p=9881\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9881"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9881\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9897,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9881\/revisions\/9897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kiransworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}