P1030198

Don’t let the photo fool you – it took me, like, 20 hours to get my hair to a socially acceptable state today. – Shaan

P1030571

…after work I’m bringing home a couple of Mountain Dews and some Flamin’ Hot Cheetos and Zebbie’s bringing over that screener DVD of the new Hal Hartley movie from the video store where he works. …Uh-huh…yea. …And I think that one girl in my Statistics in Poetry class wants to date me, but she wears Tevas which kind of flies in the face of my strict “No Dating Someone Who Wears Tevas” rule. – Shaan

VIDEO OF THE DAY

You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video

VIDEO OF THE DAY

You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video

Martha Graham once said that “Dance is a song of the body – either of joy or pain.” And last night’s impromptu toe tapping proved her sage point. There was joy and there was pain, but there was also dancing. – Shaan

P1030572It’s March Madness people! Everyone is either  finalizing their NCAA picks, fishing for cows or, like me, wearing a pile of jumbly severed feet on your head. Leave us a comment and let us know how you’re celebrating the month. – Shaan

                                                                    A DAY AT THE PARK

P1030198

                                                   MY HEALTHY LUNCH FOR MONDAY

P1030571

P1030198

Today we’re all still a little tired and hungover, but the glory of yesterday’s party will remain for days. I didn’t get any presents, but that coat room make-out session with a chocolate marshmallow cupcake will live in my memory for years to come. – Shaan

P1030198P1030571

Are you experiencing slight queasiness or ineffable sadness? It’s not those oyster shooters: You missed my birthday party. Lucky for you, we’ve got your back. Here are all the best heart-warming and fun-filled moments from today’s festivities. – Kiran P1030572

P1030574P1030576P1030575P1030631P1030640

WHEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE CRANKYPANTS SOCIETY GOES TO WORK AS THE CHAIRMAN OF THE FROWNING COALITION

P1030572