May 17
SMILE OF THE DAY
SMILE OF THE DAY
This is the face I make when I’m flexing my armpit pecs – that Earthly science has no explanation for. – Shaan
SMILE OF THE DAY
SMILE OF THE DAY
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY

Mom says Yee Yee and Uncle Tony could be having their baby any day now! I hope they name their baby “El Guapo” – after me. Now, if you’ll excuse me, El Guapo needs to play beach volleyball with his shirt off, then fly a fighter jet in a dangerous mission to save Iceman. Or maybe he’ll just take a nap under his desk. El Guapo is undecided. – Kiran
SMILE OF THE DAY

After much pleading and begging, I finally let Elmo drive my Ferrari Enzo. But I dunno – if Elmo crashes my car tomorrow’s headline will read “Elmo strangled to death and then stabbed and then shot a couple times by angry Enzo owner.” Although that’d be kind of a long headline. Maybe they could use a small font or something. – Shaan
Sometimes I like to fly to Hawaii for a couple of days of sun and relaxation. It’s good to enjoy life and get back to the simple pleasures. Like jet-setting to Hawaii at a moment’s notice. You know, normal day-to-day stuff that the rest of us take for granted. Kind of makes me stop and think about how good I have it. This afternoon, on my third flight of the day to Hawaii, I’m going to really enjoy it this time and not just go through the motions. Somebody fetch me my Superman cape and my giant #1 finger. – Kiran
Last week I joined our Neighborhood Watch to keep our streets safe from invisible monsters. I didn’t name my fists ‘Justice’ and ‘Fury’ for nothing. – Shaan