Monthly Archives: June 2007

Did you know that today is Talk Like a Pirate Day? So if your day isn’t already shaping up, hang in there, because soon everyone around you will be dropping “arrrrghs”, “ayyyys” and “mateys”. Good times, good times. – Kiran

Oooooo! Have you seen the forecast for the weekend? The Weather Channel says 50% chance of “Biblical” which really means its going to rain fire and brimstone. (Is this the global warming everyone’s talking about?) My suggestion: Stay indoors, but if you must … Continue reading →

What am I getting Dad for his birthday next month? Mmmmm…I think he needs a new Trapper Keeper. His old one is all worn out and doesn’t really close anymore. He has an eraser and his protractor is fine, but … Continue reading →

…but if we move our secret hideout to Miami we’d have to wear 10% less than what would be appropriate elsewhere and we’d have to wear plunging necklines all the time. – Kiran  

MOO JUICE Is it any surprise that milk continues to be the top selling beverage? Some people complain that it doesn’t repel manta rays, doesn’t make servers run faster, or cure cancer, but can they appreciate a quiet night accompanied by Oreos and a glass of warm … Continue reading →

What are we doing tomorrow? I don’t know. If I had to guess, which I hate to do because its like trying to guess Einstein’s next chess move, I think we might drive around in my new limited edition Maybach Big Wheels and then … Continue reading →

Sometimes a photograph allows you to peer into the soul of its subject and behold their thoughts. I wonder what Maury is thinking about in this photo?* – Kiran  * “I just ate 7 pounds of brie and I’m lactose intolerant.” – Maury 

A DAY AT THE PARK

Elmo and I were at the gym last night, running on our elliptical trainers and watching CNN on our personal TVs, because THAT IS HOW WE ROLL. Despite the gym’s strictly enforced dress code, we thought it would be more fun if we went without pants, because THAT … Continue reading →

You’re wearing that?! See Miao-Miao, that’s why you should stick with quantitative math and organic chemistry. – Kiran