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ICE SKATING AT THE DENVER MALL

2016 is right around the corner. Have you prepared your New Year’s resolutions? Mine are as follows:

1. 2016: The Year of Really Flossing (really);

2. I will finally read the whole Bible – or at least a very academic summary; and

3. Always style my bangs so my face looks thinner. – Shaan

Here’s Dad mastering the perfect selfie. – Shaan

HELLO DENVER

Before leaving for Denver, someone left a casserole dish of homemade cranberry sauce in the staff fridge. I took it out and washed it yesterday, right before Christmas break, because if I hadn’t it would have sat for another two weeks. I took that casserole dish home with me. It’s mine now. Is that wrong? Is it more wrong then leaving a casserole dish in the staff fridge for a month? If the person who left the casserole dish is the same person who took my 3-pack of tamales, we’re even. – Shaan

Is that wrong? Because that’s exactly how I acquired 95% of my Tupperware. – Kiran

We are learning all kinds of interesting facts at the Denver Museum of Nature & Science. Like did you know, if you spell Geraldo’s full name and then change the font to Wingdings it actually reveals the plot to the Kurt Russell film Big Trouble in Little China? It’s all very scientific. – Kiran

Four things I would immediately do if I owned a giant diamond:

1. Publish a Youtube video of me and the diamond talking about lacrosse;

2. Put it on my team on Xbox Live and then yell at everyone else for having a lower kill score then the diamond;

3. Whisper Rihanna’s Diamond lyrics over and over and over to the diamond until I pass out or it transforms into Rihanna and invites me to her home in Barbados; and

4. Order an extra burrito at Chipotle and explain “Oh, it’s for my diamond.” – Shaan

HAPPY HOLIDAYS