Monthly Archives: December 2009

Pop corks. Commence ball dropping. – Shaan

Here I am seamlessly transitioning from post-Christmas good will into pre-New Year’s giddiness. – Shaan

For three years in a row, I’ve been at a New Year’s Eve party where the TiVo was  paused momentarily during the night and everyone was too tired to realize that we were watching the ball drop at 12:08 AM. … Continue reading →

After a month of long lines and the frenzy of pre-Christmas shopping, the sudden stop on Christmas Day — is followed by the traditional post-Christmas sale insanity. Good luck shoppers! – Kiran

Why is Elmo moping around? He’s just a sourpuss because he didn’t get the stocking stuffer he had hoped for. Looks like Elmo might have to make make due with a Hyundai instead of a Maserati under the tree this … Continue reading →

It’s the day after Christmas: A day for quiet reflection to consider God and the Miracles of the Universe that He/She/It/RuPaul bestowed upon us in the form of awesome talking robot trucks, pirate ships, a battery-operated aquarium (before I broke … Continue reading →

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Merry Christmas Eve, everyone! If you still haven’t finished your holiday shopping, I expect you’ll be busy with lots of re-gifting and other forms of elfin magic. – Kiran

I usually can’t start writing a screenplay unless it’s got a philosophical payload. Shaan is much better at that. – Kiran My favorite story is when I walked into a restaurant and Shaan was on his cellphone and he said, … Continue reading →

It’s getting closer and closer to Christmas people. Are you still busy trying to think of clever gifts for your friends and loved ones? Here’s an idea: Everyone needs a calendar, right? Wrong! Everyone already has cell phones, the internet, … Continue reading →