Kiran and Shaan's World

Pop corks. Commence ball dropping. – Shaan

Here I am seamlessly transitioning from post-Christmas good will into pre-New Year’s giddiness. – Shaan

For three years in a row, I’ve been at a New Year’s Eve party where the TiVo was  paused momentarily during the night and everyone was too tired to realize that we were watching the ball drop at 12:08 AM. No guarantee that it won’t happen this year, but here’s hoping! – Kiran

After a month of long lines and the frenzy of pre-Christmas shopping, the sudden stop on Christmas Day — is followed by the traditional post-Christmas sale insanity. Good luck shoppers! – Kiran

Why is Elmo moping around? He’s just a sourpuss because he didn’t get the stocking stuffer he had hoped for. Looks like Elmo might have to make make due with a Hyundai instead of a Maserati under the tree this year. – Kiran

It’s the day after Christmas: A day for quiet reflection to consider God and the Miracles of the Universe that He/She/It/RuPaul bestowed upon us in the form of awesome talking robot trucks, pirate ships, a battery-operated aquarium (before I broke it 15 minutes later) and many other wondrous gifts. – Shaan

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Merry Christmas Eve, everyone! If you still haven’t finished your holiday shopping, I expect you’ll be busy with lots of re-gifting and other forms of elfin magic. – Kiran

I usually can’t start writing a screenplay unless it’s got a philosophical payload. Shaan is much better at that. – Kiran

My favorite story is when I walked into a restaurant and Shaan was on his cellphone and he said, ‘No, I love the idea of Tom Cruise as the dog.’ – Kiran

I don’t know, and I don’t want to know. – Kiran

As you can see from the look on my face, sooooooo not true. – Shaan

It’s getting closer and closer to Christmas people. Are you still busy trying to think of clever gifts for your friends and loved ones? Here’s an idea: Everyone needs a calendar, right? Wrong! Everyone already has cell phones, the internet, watches and about seven gabillion other things that will tell them the date. Give instead: A charitable donation, of course. Just give me the $20 and I’ll donate it to the “Candy Cane Fund for Sugar Free Toddlers.” – Kiran