Kiran and Shaan's World

VIDEO OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY

Recently I learned that there are some assumptions about Americans and the British that are unequivocally true. One assumption about Brits is that they drive on the left side of the road. I found out, while driving last month, that this assumption is true. Um, yeaaaaaaa, I sent a wreath. – Shaan

Elmo thought slipping on a wet leaf was bad enough. Going flying into the curb head first and preventing facial disfigurement with his hands was even less fun. But shattering his pinky finger was the worst of all. And walking around in denial all day with a bruised hand and a throbbing finger didn’t change the fact that it was BROKEN. Especially not after he went to Cedars Sinai at 10PM and the chirpy Asian physician’s assistant took an x-ray to confirm. Now he has to wear an increasingly sweaty, smelly splint for 3-4 weeks while the finger heals. Of course, it could be worse. He could have broken his nose or his arm. But you’d be surprised how much you use a pinky. It’s a valuable appendage. – Shaan

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SMILE OF THE DAY

What do I want to do today? I want to relive my life, except as an observer. I want to see it all like a movie: the great moments, the humiliating ones, the banal day-to-day drudgery. And the lessons I would learn! Did I really tell Sabrina I was gonna call her that night, or was she right to be mad? Just who was that giving me bunny ears in my delivery room photo? Just where in the world did I get that haircut? Did I ever improve after my initial, clumsy attempts at Cajun style baking? And, at last, I can find out: Do these pants make my butt look big? – Shaan

This is what I look like after drinking carbonated butter. But consider this a warning: It’s the kind of drink that sucker punches your two-year old sister in the face and dares you to say something. – Kiran