October 31
VIDEOS OF THE DAY
October 30
SMILE OF THE DAY
October 29
SMILE OF THE DAY
October 28
VIDEO OF THE DAY
October 27
VIDEO OF THE DAY
October 26
Apparently Big Bird gave himself the exact same DIY haircut that I debuted last week and the media outlets can’t shut up about it. Which is amazing considering that today I walked out of a building in a white muscle tank and turned my head to the left. THE LEFT. But I guess The Associated Press is just going to ignore that – is that how this works? Don’t cover the important news? Because I wasn’t certain until now. – Shaan
October 25
I don’t like CSI as much as I like NCIS – I feel that extra letter means something. So in this probably last season of NCIS we must all make a choice to preserve Mark Harmon. A lot of people might say, wasn’t he TRON? No, he was not. He was the best summer school teacher some us never had and the one we always wanted. I love you Mr Shoop! – Shaan
October 24
Jessica abruptly broke up with me last night at Starbucks over cafe lattes, soy, no whip. Why? Difficult to say really. Maybe because I refused to attend couple’s “Jazz Manos” classes? Maybe because I changed my spray tan shade to “Citrus Romney”? – Shaan
October 23
Which vampire eraser cap am I taking to school today? Red vampire cap is all fangs and would have the reach to cut you with his incisors in a fight. Or I could say green vampire cap because he’s got the big bones gene. So he could wrestle you down in a fight and eat your face Mike Tyson-style. Decisions, decisions. – Shaan
October 22
VIDEO OF THE DAY