VIDEOS OF THE DAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQvryBF4kjo

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFDwSB885Xw

VIDEO OF THE DAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmpR-bnx5Hg

Apparently Big Bird gave himself the exact same DIY haircut that I debuted last week and the media outlets can’t shut up about it. Which is amazing considering that today I walked out of a building in a white muscle tank and turned my head to the left. THE LEFT. But I guess The Associated Press is just going to ignore that – is that how this works? Don’t cover the important news? Because I wasn’t certain until now. – Shaan

I don’t like CSI as much as I like NCIS – I feel that extra letter means something. So in this probably last season of NCIS we must all make a choice to preserve Mark Harmon. A lot of people might say, wasn’t he TRON? No, he was not. He was the best summer school teacher some us never had and the one we always wanted. I love you Mr Shoop! – Shaan

Jessica abruptly broke up with me last night at Starbucks over cafe lattes, soy, no whip. Why? Difficult to say really. Maybe because I refused to attend couple’s “Jazz Manos” classes? Maybe because I changed my spray tan shade to “Citrus Romney”? – Shaan

Which vampire eraser cap am I taking to school today? Red vampire cap is all fangs and would have the reach to cut you with his incisors in a fight. Or I could say green vampire cap because he’s got the big bones gene. So he could wrestle you down in a fight and eat your face Mike Tyson-style. Decisions, decisions. – Shaan

VIDEO OF THE DAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwTTBI-9GlY