Monthly Archives: June 2013

VIDEO OF THE DAY

3-2-1 BLAST OFF!

For the first time in a long time, I am actually dating a model who I am willing to believe knows what day of the week it is. Even if she pronounces it “Bursday.” – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

Top 5 Lies I Tell Myself: 1. This time it’s different; 2. I’ll do it tomorrow; 3. I’m 5 minutes away; 4. I’ve changed; and 5. This is my last Thin Mint for today.

SMILE OF THE DAY

Have you ever spent half the day looking for something only to walk past it 27 times until Mom eventually comes into the room and spots it in two seconds? This was one of those times. – Kiran

SMILE OF THE DAY

Unlike the rest of the houses in our neighborhood, ours is fortified with a moat and a T-Rex.* – Kiran *Because I have many valuables. (Read: Pokemon cards and Skittles.)