Monthly Archives: April 2009

Hey, good morning. How are you? Doing OK? Good, good. Here, let us take your coat. Grab yourself a coffee, a muffin — we’ve plenty. Yeah, those multi-berry ones are delicious. So, got a second? Yeah? Great, take a seat, … Continue reading →

HOW TO WALK PROPERLY  Do you shuffle through your day, dragging your feet and looking at the ground? If so: You’re DOING IT WRONG! Here I am demonstrating how to walk properly. Please note that I can simultaneously “runway-model walk” … Continue reading →

With more and more cases of swine flu being reported, the CDC is reminding everyone to wash their hands frequently and don’t go around kissing or sharing toilet seats with random pigs. – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY Ladies aaaaaaand gentlemen…Shaan Thakur wins the walking race as his opponent heads toward an imminent collision with a couch. – Announcer [Editor’s Note: Remember to turn on your volume.]

SMILE OF THE DAY

OMG! More banks to receive TARP funds! Or… something? I don’t know what that means but it’s SHOCKING. – Shaan

                                                                                               GUESS WHO?

Eating remote controls with adult-sized teeth would be sooooooooo much easier. – Shaan

What!? The Los Angeles Times says there’s something wrong with drinking 6 or more Diet Cokes a day? I’d go over and give them a piece of my mind if I’d had enough aspartame today. Also they’ve obviously never tried … Continue reading →