April 30
Hey, good morning. How are you? Doing OK? Good, good. Here, let us take your coat. Grab yourself a coffee, a muffin — we’ve plenty. Yeah, those multi-berry ones are delicious. So, got a second? Yeah? Great, take a seat, make yourself comfortable. We need to talk. As you may have heard, the number of swine flu cases in the US has escalated to 71 with 15 cases reported in California alone. And this can only mean one thing: PANIC! Soon we will all be wiped out by this virus that (I can only assume) turns people into pigs and, yes, the only hope for the future of the human race is to start breeding constantly and repopulate the planet. Please feel free to drop me a private message if you want to join the Resistance. – Kiran