May 30
SMILES OF THE DAY
May 29
In other news, R2D2 announced that his master race of droid robots is coming along nicely and that his shipment of sharks with lasers attached to their heads has been delivered on time. An exact date still hasn’t been set but world domination should be within his grasp in a matter of months. – Shaan
May 28
Believe it or not, I too, enjoy delicious foie gras. But if it’s not served at the proper temperature, I get so angry I just want to punch an antique armoire until it admits my sneakers are fly. YOU HEAR ME, ARMOIRE, THEY BE PIMP! – Shaan
May 27
Who keeps stealing my McNugget sauces off my desk? My precious sweet n’ sour sauces?! Whoever you are – you’re the reason I had to use ketchup on my fries! Not that I’m pointing any fingers. At the sky. Sort of like this, I KNOW IT WAS YOU! – Shaan
May 26
SMILE OF THE DAY
May 25
Do I collect dolls? No – definitely not. What boy collects dolls? I do however like to recreate key Civil War battle sequences – so whoever keeps messing up Malibu Barbie and Skipper’s battle poses please stop. – Shaan
May 24
SMILE OF THE DAY
May 23
VIDEO OF THE DAY
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May 22
VIDEO OF THE DAY
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May 21
We go days eating only crabby patties and french fries all the time. We call those weekdays. And weekends? Well, we call those mocha taco sliders. Don’t ask why, unless you’re prepared for a heaping bowl of awesome. – Kiran